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VCash is a virtual currency earned by gambling on the ESB Fantasy Boxing Betting forum. Having lots of vCash is the most important way of showing that you actually know something about boxing. Nobody wants to hear your dumbass opinion on an upcoming fight if you're some faggot with zero vCash, since you're obviously an idiot who doesn't know shit.

Ways to get lots of vCash:

  • Travel back in time and convince Boston Tom McMustache to come back to the future with you, then bet massively on him in every fight.
  • Failing that, bet heavily on his modern counterpart Sugar Nikolai Valuev.
  • If SNV is too busy capturing Yetis to have a fight, just bet on the opposite of whatever the chin faggots think will happen.

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