On this page I will be posting mildly interesting wildlife facts, anecdotes and pictures for the benefit of ESB's readership, along with details of my sexcapades with willing (and sometimes not so willing) females. There will also be occasional rants against people I don't like, such as the fucking Burmese.
Feel free to add your own interesting wildlife stuff, but make sure it's not boring. You wouldn't like Sir David Attenborough when he's bored, fucking believe that shit.
05/12/2011 - Pandas
I'm fucking sick of Pandas. They're useless. On that note, I'm off to Johnny Kingdom's to snort a load of blow and watch some fucking otters.
12/12/2011 - Announcement
Anyone accusing Frozen Planet of being fake can suck my frozen cock. Peace.
Just ordered a Chaka Demus and Pliers CD off Amazon.